Monday, November 22, 2010

13 RULES TO MAKE A GREAT WITCH HOUSE SONG



"13 rules to make a great witch house song"


by travis egedy


1. dont listen to any "witch house". create from your inner witch.
2. eat pomegranate. a lot. and use your hands to separate the seeds from the outer skin, dont buy pre separated seeds.
3. study the "your body" video by psychic TV, and the essays "T.A.Z", "sorcery", and "immediatism" by Hakim Bey, and "thee splinter test" by genesis P. orridge.
4. fuck. a lot.
5. take MDMA and go to a strip club.
6. keep onyx with you at all times, keep citrine in the the space where you create, travel with moonstone, and give the gift of jade to someone special.
7. scent yourself with oils, stay away from pesticides, and find a shade of lipstick that suits your face.
8. do graffiti.
9. have fun, stop to smell the roses, and frolic in a fucking sunny meadow.
10. quit your job.
11. listen to DJ nate.
12. understand you have been lied to your whole life. and that nothing is permanent.
13. FEEL.





(written for croatian magazine ZNAKI, who wanted to "understand what makes a great witch house song")

10 comments:

  1. Thought this was gonna be a joke...

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  2. you fucking suck you piece of shit. heres a few steps to not being a piece of shit

    1. get over youself
    2. take a shower
    3. get a job
    4. contribute to society

    you suck.

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  3. LOL nice one tom! how am i not contributing to society? is having a "job" your idea of contributing?

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  4. Nice, and well sustained list. I have some time off in January, I might try this.

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  5. haha kids gone hate.

    this shit is gold.

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  6. I can create witch house in just four steps:
    1. Smoke spice for 2 months.
    2. Don't end your miserable mental existence.
    3. Take your horrifying thoughts and turn them into music
    4. Add the music to images that horrified you while on spice (or while recovering from it for the next 10 months).

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  7. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH \
    step 1 spend all your life getting tossed around church just to fall into Gnosticism and feminine devotion
    step 2 relapse on shard and eventually quit but still lose the one. find a new direction MAKE MUSIC find yourself again
    step 3 take some nbom to make sure that the you you found is the you your cool with thena go to the studio and make a few song parts
    step 4 make sure if any virgins come to our shows they dont make it home that night
    ʬʭINDΔGROVNDʬʭ

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  9. This shit doesn't even make sense, and worse...isn't funny.
    :/

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